Berner Phone #91: Ruthless Life Advice

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

The dialers asked for our advice and we didn't hold back.

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0:00.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.
0:04.7	Thanks for calling the burner phone.
0:06.6	If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:15.4	Hi, my little dialers. It's mom and dad. And if I sound so...
0:20.5	Why are you totally embracing the mom and dad?
0:23.6	I love it.
0:24.2	I don't know why.
0:26.0	Does...
0:27.1	We don't have children yet.
0:28.8	Right now, the listeners are our children.
0:31.4	The dialers are our family.
0:32.8	They're our family.
0:34.1	We're the foster parents of the dialers.
0:36.6	And we co-parent sometimes when one of us is busy.
0:39.9	What do you mean?
0:41.4	Like when I'm away, you should go to dad's house.
0:45.1	Oh.
0:45.6	And you get, you talks about death for an hour.
0:48.6	Yeah, but yeah.
0:49.4	I feel like co-parenting those when you're sort of not together.
0:52.7	I know.
0:53.5	Sometimes we're not together.
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