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Good Children

Bears In The Woods

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2024

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

*LIFE CHANGING EPISODE ALERT* Pack your bags, we're going on a road trip! Join us in the Catskills for a life changing 48 hours in nature. Be cheeky at a waterfall, experience arthritis in a Cracker Barrel, swat green flies on a playground, and talk about the possibility of life after death in the heart of the woods.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

It's kind of stunning over here. I'm the happiest I've ever been in my entire life right now.

0:06.0

Yeah, and I'm really happy because we really wanted to go to Cracker Barrel. I haven't been in a bit.

0:10.3

I think we'll probably wait online. What do you an hour and a half but we can play checkers

0:17.3

And I'm really excited

0:19.5

I feel like this is a really great place to do a music video. This is the start of a beautiful trap.

0:24.3

Do you think that there is something happening?

0:35.0

And I'm asking this earnestly,

0:37.0

and without judgment, okay.

0:39.0

Is there something devious happening behind the scenes at Cracker Barrel that's requiring most of their weight staff to wear like carpal tunnel wristbands.

0:52.8

Yes.

0:53.8

So because I've been I've noticed this my whole life but I feel like I feel like the

0:59.8

weight staff at a cracker barrel is typically sporting like ace bandages in a way that the

1:06.9

NFL simply could never.

1:09.6

And injuries are abound and a plenty in a cracker barrel.

1:13.8

I could only assume that since the items at Cracker Barrel are so low priced,

1:21.8

these waiters and waitresses are writing down so many different items on

1:27.1

that piece of paper.

1:28.1

Joe, they're writing down so much.

1:30.5

You don't think it's from carrying out the food? Yeah. Both. I think it's about both. It's double. You got to think about it. You got a table. You got a table. I wanted the fried pickles. You wouldn't even let me get the roll. Let's not even get into the fried pickles. Fried pickles are $6.49 and I had to turn them down.

1:44.6

The other question is why didn't you just get the fried pickles?

1:46.6

If you wanted the fried pickles, you just refuse to get the fried pickles.

1:48.9

Because I kind of wish that you would say,

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