Sympathy is a knife

Good Children

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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It's Charli baby! Inspired by Charli xcx's Brat, this week we try something new: discussing our insecurities! Hang on tight because we get right down to the nitty gritty pretty quickly, but things turn around when we start discussing Andrew's soap habits. When ur in the mirror do u like what u see?! When ur in the mirror ur just looking at me!? We ask ourselves this and much more!

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0:00.0	I'm going to ask you a question.
0:02.0	Why am I nervous?
0:05.0	What?
0:06.0	Do you think that to-se-rolls are doing okay?
0:10.0	Do you think we're...
0:12.0	Oh my God!
0:15.0	Tutsi, are you here with us?
0:20.0	Mr. Roll?
0:21.0	Well, I wish. I wish he could roll this totsy right up my buttsy. I think that totsy rolls aren't doing how they were expected to do in Q4.
0:34.4	Well, I imagine that they had a really good run.
0:39.8	I feel like they had a really good run for a really long time but I saw a
0:44.2	tootsy role in my parents house just now yeah I saw I saw them too I saw I saw
0:50.1	them too and I didn't just see them. Did you experience their
0:53.6	I had about five? Okay yeah and that's something that's why they're here. Yeah I guess so.
0:58.1	But I saw those tutsy roles today and I said to myself this is something that children who are born in the year
1:05.8	2024 will look at like we look at like sugar daddies. It's crazy that you said sugar bit of honey's. You know what I mean?
1:16.0	Because this is old people candy because I think when it comes to old people
1:20.7	candy as if I was a group bit of honey
1:24.3	with sugar daddy and sugar baby.
1:26.7	Is it the wax?
1:28.1	It's a waxy candy.
1:29.7	It's when you put it in your mouth,
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