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Good Children

A Dog With The Power To Turn Husbands Gay

Good Children

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

This week we take some hard-hitting phone calls from listeners about their LGBTQIA+ experiences. From nonbinary haircuts, surviving in a corporate workplace, Che Diaz, masc for mascs, all the way to a dog that might have the power to turn husbands gay. Plus: Andrew learns about Stonewall and the lip filler is finally addressed!

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while your subscription is active. Is it ever shocking to you how much liquid that you can

0:39.8

fit in your mouth? What do you mean? A lot? Yeah, it's just kind of like the circumference of my

0:45.2

mouth is like really big. What else can you fit in your mouth? Probably at least a full sandwich, but I'm talking like normal, normal bread.

0:59.0

Like on like a white bread, sliced bread situation.

1:01.0

A white slice.

1:02.0

Two slice. You were saying you could fit the whole thing in your mouth at once?

1:06.1

I think I can fit the whole thing in my mouth at once.

1:08.1

Yeah, I could see, like are you folding and like, I think I'm shoving.

1:12.3

You have to like shove and then and

1:14.3

crack I think it's shoving like crinkle or like kind of you're folding it inwards into

1:19.6

itself yes but there can be nothing hard on it so like if you're thinking like there's no potato chip.

1:24.8

No potato chip and definitely not the crease of the romaine. You know exactly what I mean with the vein of the lettuce.

1:30.6

Sometimes that vein could be too much in my mouth. It's sometimes like,

1:34.7

stop watering the lettuce. You think it's too hydrated? Is that the problem?

1:39.7

Yeah, because it's thick. it's vainy.

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