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Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 9 November 2022
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is fresh from her trip to Space Camp, aka a weekend of shows in Huntsville. She met a scientist at a bar that told her we only got a few weeks left- and wondered why can't the aliens fix our heavy periods? "Surely some bitch in outterspace knows how to stop a heavy flow?"- ya know that kinda vibe.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:21.1 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast. |
| 0:26.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. How are you? |
| 0:28.9 | Hope you're having a beautiful day. It's Wednesday, so by the time you listen to this, |
| 0:33.5 | the election maybe will have been called. And I know that this can be a stressful time for everybody. |
| 0:38.9 | I hope that you exercise your right and you got out to vote. I voted and I felt good. It took me |
| 0:44.0 | two minutes. But if there's one thing that I do know is that I today cannot predict what tomorrow |
| 0:51.0 | will look like for our future and whatever feeling you're feeling, whether it's anxiety, |
| 0:57.2 | whether it's nausea, whether it's, you know, you're going to go ahead and class that |
| 1:02.5 | chastity belt on because you never want to be touched by a man again. Whatever you're feeling |
| 1:08.3 | emotionally, I want you to know that we're going to go through it together because, you know, |
| 1:13.1 | I, this comes out after the midterm elections. And I don't know, you know, and I like to keep |
| 1:19.2 | things pretty neutral here. But as women, if we don't start sticking up for ourselves and fighting for |
| 1:24.7 | our rights, we're not going to be here much longer. Speaking of that, I was in Huntsville this weekend. |
| 1:32.2 | And I was out having a drink after one of the shows and I started talking to an older gentleman. |
| 1:37.0 | And it's a big military base, you know, in Huntsville, a lot of military dudes. And without this guy |
| 1:44.0 | was, you know, kept it cool, didn't give me the secrets. But I go up to the bar for another |
| 1:49.6 | bad bridge. And I said, sir, you work for NASA. And it kind of, you know, it was like a wink, |
| 1:54.8 | wink, nudge, nudge. And I said, how much longer we got? Just that was a very open and |
| 1:59.8 | it's question. He goes, what do you mean? I go, you know what I mean? Are we good? How much longer |
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