Hot Topic Sweet 16
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2022
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is fresh from a weekend of shows in Florida. She was not invited to Tiffany Trump's wedding but instead spent the weekend slingin' jokes and searching for a new therapist in West Palm. There is something bout that Florida humidity that stirs up forgotten emotions and family trauma. We are working through all the feelings leading up to Turkey Day and answering your questions on the Absolutely Not Line.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:21.2 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast. |
| 0:26.8 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. How are you? |
| 0:29.9 | I am recording this in the middle of the night. It's midnight. |
| 0:33.2 | And you know, I just needed to take a minute and record this in the quiet without the chaos of my house. |
| 0:41.8 | And you know, I come down here sometimes in the morning and record it, but I got to fly to New York tomorrow. |
| 0:48.8 | So I am down here. I let it candle. I've got the lights low. |
| 0:54.1 | I've got my yummy Mrs. Eat Well Cheetah print full Cheetah suit. |
| 0:59.2 | And I'm cozy. I've got a fuzzy sock from Ol' Navy on. You don't even mean that's where I'm at. |
| 1:04.8 | I want to check in with y'all and I can't wait to get to the Absolutely Not hotline. |
| 1:10.6 | Because a lot of y'all called in with some crazy shit this week. |
| 1:13.3 | But I wanted to take a quick second and do an emotional check in with everyone because I feel like I |
| 1:22.1 | well to sub date and not well. I don't know what's going on. |
| 1:30.8 | I feel like I've been in a little bit of a funk and I don't mean to start the podcast off on a serious note. |
| 1:35.2 | But I don't know how to get out. I went to Florida. I had five great shows. |
| 1:41.1 | They were fantastic. I had so much fun. The audiences were so amazing. |
| 1:45.4 | I'm loving the new material. You know, it's not a creative rut. |
| 1:49.2 | I feel like I'm in the right spot. But I'm short with everybody in my family. |
| 1:53.5 | I've been short with my love. I've been short with everything. |
| 1:58.5 | And you know, I've realized I'm one person and I can't do everything. |
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