NO SNACKIN' IN THE BACK
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2022
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is fresh off her comedy special taping weekend- full of gratitude and adrenaline. She witnessed a fight over a snack break in the back kitchen of a salad joint and was ready to jump in and pop off, if need be. She's back with her weekly dose of unsolicited advice such as- "How to spice things up in the bedroom" to "Is it ok to eat del taco alone in your car to avoid your in-laws?"
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:09.2 | where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:21.6 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:25.5 | Absolutely Not Podcast. |
| 0:27.6 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:29.6 | How the hell are you? |
| 0:31.8 | I hope everyone's doing well. |
| 0:33.5 | I hope you had a beautiful weekend. |
| 0:35.6 | I just got back from Kentucky from shooting the comedy special |
| 0:40.6 | and baby, we did it. |
| 0:43.6 | Your girls on fire? |
| 0:45.7 | Her calves are burning. |
| 0:47.5 | She's dead inside emotionally because that adrenaline rush |
| 0:51.7 | took me for a ride this weekend. |
| 0:54.8 | I just want to say thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you to |
| 0:58.4 | everybody from the bottom of my heart who came in on a holiday weekend, |
| 1:03.4 | which is I guess Halloween. |
| 1:05.4 | And you guys came to the show and you were so supportive and you stayed |
| 1:08.7 | after when we had to do pickups for editing and all of that jazz. |
| 1:12.4 | And I am just so incredibly grateful. |
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