Hello, everybody and welcome to another episode of the Bitch Bible podcast.

I am wearing a slick rick bun i have a mocktail pomegranate spin drift because i am a bit hung over this morning and it's embarrassing

jacky what did you do last night?

Well, I went for a sensible geriatric Italian dinner at 6.30 p.m. I had one super tanker martini and a large super glass of a super tuskin to accompany my chicken pieard, Caesar salad, extra anchovies, and a half portion of Penaola vodka.

I was home by 8.15. I was in bed by 8.45 p.m. And I woke up a little parched, a little foamy at the mouth, and a little over-served.

So I have sonned.

I have done some Ujaya breath work.

I had half of a muffin and a word with Jesus. I've watched 47 minutes of

Alice Elm design, what is it, interior decorating, elegant interior decorating. If you don't know,

we're going to talk about that in a little bit because thank god tic-tok is back because

I have found my soulmate in South Carolina. I would take a bullet for her. I would give her a kidney.

I'd give her my firstborn. I'd give her one of my tits. I would give her any piece of furniture

in this house to throw in one of her Airbnb home renovations.

She is my, I don't know, my guiding light, my pillar of strength, my God, my Jesus, my Moses,

my Rupal, my Allah, whoever you pray to. I pray to Alice Elm. We're going to talk about that in a bit.

Okay.

So I just found a sticker on my hand.

$30.

Okay.

She's a bargain basement, honey.

I'm going to stick that on one of my tits.

So when I go over to my friend's house to watch the Rams game, everybody knows what I'm working

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