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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 6 June 2024
⏱️ 144 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired June 6, 2024: A remote Amazon tribe finally gets porn! Pulling pranks as an identical twin. Everything you've ever wanted to know Randy Shaver in a Vegas jail cell.
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| 0:00.0 | The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
| 0:04.7 | Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
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| 0:18.9 | The 93X Half-ass morning show. |
| 0:22.3 | Ninety-nine. X half-ass morning show. 90, 90, 3. |
| 0:24.0 | There. |
| 0:25.0 | Good morning folks at a hearty welcome to our drive-in theater. |
| 0:29.0 | We're glad you came as you are. |
| 0:30.0 | We just want you to enjoy yourself. |
| 0:32.0 | Hurry, Hurry, Hurry! Hurry! as you are. We just want you to enjoy yourself. |
| 0:32.8 | Hurry, hurry, hurry. |
| 0:34.4 | Step right over to our refreshment center |
| 0:36.4 | for the most extravagant array of refreshment goodies |
| 0:39.0 | ever assembled under one roof, |
| 0:40.7 | everything from a snack to a delicious full meal. |
| 0:43.4 | The hottest, freshest, crunchiest popcorn, cold drinks, and hot dogs, hamburgers, and candy |
| 0:49.1 | too. |
| 0:50.1 | Oh, sure, the old drive-in movie theater. Not many around anymore don't you know? No. |
| 0:59.4 | A thing of the Past as they say. |
| 1:03.0 | Welcome to something that will also |
| 1:07.0 | hopefully become a Thing of the Past sooner than later than 93X |
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