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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2024

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired June 6, 2024: A remote Amazon tribe finally gets porn! Pulling pranks as an identical twin. Everything you've ever wanted to know Randy Shaver in a Vegas jail cell.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:14.8	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.9	The 93X Half-ass morning show.
0:22.3	Ninety-nine. X half-ass morning show. 90, 90, 3.
0:24.0	There.
0:25.0	Good morning folks at a hearty welcome to our drive-in theater.
0:29.0	We're glad you came as you are.
0:30.0	We just want you to enjoy yourself.
0:32.0	Hurry, Hurry, Hurry! Hurry! as you are. We just want you to enjoy yourself.
0:32.8	Hurry, hurry, hurry.
0:34.4	Step right over to our refreshment center
0:36.4	for the most extravagant array of refreshment goodies
0:39.0	ever assembled under one roof,
0:40.7	everything from a snack to a delicious full meal.
0:43.4	The hottest, freshest, crunchiest popcorn, cold drinks, and hot dogs, hamburgers, and candy
0:49.1	too.
0:50.1	Oh, sure, the old drive-in movie theater. Not many around anymore don't you know? No.
0:59.4	A thing of the Past as they say.
1:03.0	Welcome to something that will also
1:07.0	hopefully become a Thing of the Past sooner than later than 93X
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