Deep Scattering Layer/Benson (Fish)

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! We recorded this episode before the heatwave caused us to melt into a single puddle of podcast host. On today's ep, Emily has a wardrobe malfunction. On Chunch Chat, Martha wears inappropriate footwear and stands next to a horse that doesn't belong to her. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia pages for "Deep Scattering Layer" and "Benson (Fish)." Please email us your favorite lanternfish recipe!

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything
0:23.4	baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.4	hello babies
0:29.6	welcome to baby geniuses my My name is Emily. My name is Lisa. And this is our
0:39.4	podcast that we do sometimes. We do it once in a while. Once in a while every couple of weeks or so
0:47.6	when we feel like it. Yeah on a pretty regular schedule. Yeah.
0:52.6	Yeah. We keep it pretty tight.
0:54.6	Today our schedule mandate was let's do it at the time when it will be impossible to be outside
0:59.5	because it's too fucking hot.
1:01.1	I know, which is actually like most of the day I woke up super early
1:04.2	this morning I woke up at like seven because I was like I'm gonna go to the barn
1:07.3	early and exercise my horse before it gets too hot and then I just didn't I couldn't leave the
1:13.2	house I couldn't do it oh man I'm such an I'm not a morning person and I've been
1:17.4	trying all week to try to beat the heat yeah same here trying to just like
1:21.6	get up early so I can walk the dog before it's just disgusting outside.
1:26.0	Yeah. And it's so hard to do.
1:29.0	It's so hard, I can't do it. I'll just wait until night. How is Junie doing in the heat?
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