A Most American Day
Larry Miller Show
Jeff Fox
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2016
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Larry's son is in the flag ceremony at opening day of baseball! A hot dog lady earns a gold star and Larry surrenders to the US Air Force. Plus more tales of a day that couldn't be more American unless Larry was wearing a suit made of apple pies! (We're working on that.) The first Fecta Update in a long time! Plus a tribute to Patty Duke and Kitty Genovese. And a Milleronia mystery. Larry's dog kills a possum -- but where is the corpse?
Quote of the week: "Big waffles, like an Escalade's tire."
Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox
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| 0:00.0 | And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves opening days for baseball. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. |
| 0:39.0 | I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all? |
| 0:42.0 | And boy I'll tell you we are today I am and Colonel Jeff is and |
| 0:48.4 | one of my dogs Azi is |
| 0:51.0 | All right and Maggie is in her pantry, by the way, and I'm whispering for a very special |
| 0:57.7 | reason. I don't know why. I don't know what the reason is, there's no reason actually to whisper but Maggie |
| 1:04.2 | God bless her is is someone who can cut loose around the house with her bowel movements |
| 1:18.1 | and so can I but I blame it on the dogs. See that's the clever way to live in a marriage but you know what everything is dandy here and we are on |
| 1:25.3 | milleronia, I love to be here, but we're here. Well under special circumstances |
| 1:32.1 | in a way, Colonel Jeff could not get to the island of |
| 1:36.0 | Miloronia for our show here in the studio in his usual way, which is three helicopter |
| 1:41.8 | rides, never mind where, but it takes three helicopter rides |
| 1:48.0 | and it could take four, but we can do it in three. |
| 1:51.6 | And the third one scares him a little which is a plus in a way here |
| 1:56.9 | on millaronia we live with fear and you know what though he couldn't take the three helicopters today because I know this by the |
| 2:06.7 | way there were reports of a giant radioactive chipmunk and those reports were blamed for the helicopter service going down. |
| 2:18.0 | Well that's baloney. There was no giant radioactive chipmunk. It was a possum. That's the fact. That's the truth. |
| 2:30.0 | Now, there are giant chipmunks on Millaronia 2. I have made those as well. I made the giant possum and I made my scientists did but it was my design and there are giant chipmunks I made those |
| 2:45.7 | two same scientists same design but it was not the chipmunks that kept him, you know, the helicopters being down. |
| 2:55.6 | It was just they were well back in the shop, you know, we have the we take care of them. |
| 2:59.3 | We want them in perfect shape and they are. They're just you know they're as beautiful as they |
| 3:05.2 | could be but Colonel Jeff instead came here in a jet pack. He not the whole way he flew in a jet pack because we got him one of those and those are the kind of things that we all thought would be fun to have on |
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