Stingy Jack

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Boo! Was that spooky enough for ya? If not, Emily and Lisa are sharing some stories that just might chill you down to your core.. That is, if your SKELETON HASN'T ALREADY JUMPED OUT OF YOUR SKIN! I shudder to imagine such a thing. Lisa shares an interaction that she had with possibly an actual GHOUL and Emily serves up a literal jump scare mid segment. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Stingy Jack," a mythical character sometimes associated with All Hallows Eve.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything
0:23.0	baby geniuses tell something we don't know
0:26.0	hello babies
0:29.4	welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily and I am Lisa. And this is a very spooky Halloween episode of baby geniuses.
0:41.1	We're terrified you're terrified. You're scared.
0:43.4	What is like the Halloween pun for baby geniuses?
0:49.5	Um, scabies.
0:52.4	Uh... Scaibes.
0:56.0	Penises.
1:00.0	No, I don't know. No, I don't know.
1:02.0	Yeah, this is Scabie's penises.
1:04.0	Yeah, that's clearly a Halloween.
1:07.0	I really thought super hard about it before saying that.
1:11.0	Booby, no, you can't be booby.
1:14.0	Uh...
1:15.0	Rick.
1:17.0	You have any suggestions?
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