Take a breath. It's okay. Take a breath. Take your time. It's okay.

Dear Shandy! Welcome back to another dear Shandy Bachelor recap listeners. Hello Andy, how are you today?

I'm doing just fine. Just fine. Yeah, I'm doing just fine myself. Is that good or is that above average? I think just fine is pretty good. If it's just fine, then it's right. It's all about the pause between the just and the just and the yeah but if it's just fine yeah and you want to know why I'm just fine

because I liked episode two me too it's the opposite of the sophomore jinx for this show because usually the first

episode I find is not that great and that's a that's the way it should be you should

always start a little light you don't want to go in too heavy because then you have a

lot to live up to.

And I have to admit when I start a new show I never gauge my opinion on it solely on the pilot episode.

Oh, you can't do that.

So shall we get going, recapping episode two Andy.

Let's do it.

Okay, the episode opens with a cold open of Lauren and Joey and

Lauren throwing her cake on the ground.

But I wanted to address this because apparently some shandies, I don't know if they're true shandies, they were very upset that we didn't talk about the cold open last week, but we don't talk about cold opens.

We don't do cold opens.

Well, what I like to do is recap the content of this show.

I don't like to guess or speculate what something means, especially when that thing that

we're being shown is designed to mislead us 99% of the time.

If they really wanted to give away something with that cold open,

they would ruin the show.

100%.

They're trying to mislead you.

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