Baby D'Angelo
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 7 June 2023
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from her shows in Dallas with a hangover and general marital agitation. She is trying to save her Jute rugs from being destroyed by Mac, while also trying to train Jeff. She hits the hotline to answer questions such as "What if I called a man I slept with, Orzo?" And "how should I feel If a stripper had the same perfume as me?" That and more!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:09.2 | where we do the most in the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:12.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:21.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:24.1 | Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:27.6 | How the hell are you? Hope you're having a beautiful week. |
| 0:30.4 | Man, we're going to get right into it. |
| 0:32.5 | You know what I mean? We've got a lot of voice smells to hint. |
| 0:35.6 | We are doing the frickin' most. |
| 0:37.8 | I just started this and I already need hydration. |
| 0:42.8 | Delicious little H2O to start my day. |
| 0:46.2 | I put it in an Instacart order last night. |
| 0:48.8 | I thought I'd wake up right. I had a bushy tailed. |
| 0:51.5 | Ready to start my day and record my podcast. |
| 0:54.1 | Well, my boy is taking his damn time. |
| 1:00.3 | No coffee, no almond milk. |
| 1:02.0 | I am free-balling it right now, but we are up and at him. |
| 1:05.2 | And we love it. We love to see it. |
| 1:06.8 | We love to be here. |
| 1:07.9 | Hey, one of the reasons why I'm up super early is my dog, |
| 1:10.8 | macaroni. |
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