Tour of Trauma
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 31 May 2023
⏱️ 57 minutes
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On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather breaks down her weekend in the NATH EAST. She describes the absolute savage tour Robin took her on around Bahstan's Lil Italy, and how she would leave Jeff for a union theater guy in a heartbeat. She has been on the hot trail of Taylor Swift and wants no drama from the fans. She also hits the hotline for some outrageous Voicemails.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:05.0 | Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn |
| 0:13.0 | time. |
| 0:14.0 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast |
| 0:27.3 | I'm your host Heather McMahon, happy Memorial Day, we're here. |
| 0:33.0 | It's Memorial Day, which means we need to remember everyone is what is Memorial Day is when |
| 0:39.2 | you memorialize is like veterans like like you might let's look it up Memorial Day meaning. |
| 0:47.9 | You are memorializing. |
| 0:49.7 | Okay. |
| 0:50.7 | Remember it's of those who've died in service to our country, which is can be confusing |
| 0:57.0 | with veterans day. |
| 0:58.9 | And you know what? |
| 0:59.9 | This is just also a remembrance that and a reminder I did not serve in the military. |
| 1:06.5 | So no, but for real, happy Memorial Day, I'm not making light of anybody who served, but |
| 1:13.7 | it is a little confusing the difference between veterans. |
| 1:15.6 | But anyways, hey, if you put on camo before or been in the Navy or the Army or if you're |
| 1:21.4 | green beret, thank you. |
| 1:22.8 | Did you know what I couldn't do that job? |
| 1:25.4 | You want to know why? |
| 1:26.4 | Because I'm a little baby back bitch. |
| 1:28.6 | I could never do that job. |
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