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Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast,

where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon.

You came over the west side. I came from the west side. It was great. I listen to it like I said a whole episode of yours which was nice. I feel like I pre-gamed. Yeah. Now we're gonna have I think an actual drink. is really fun because that's where I'm at I'm dressed like a senator's mistress Perfect okay I had to run around and schmose people this morning because I'm trying to sell this other show and that's where we're at we're hustling we're throwing

shit against the wall seeing what sticks but I need a white wine yeah oh my god I'm

on board I'm right behind you I can't like it's weird when someone says a

legit problem and then you're like okay I had to call Spectrum today that wasn't easy

for me I can handle this shit better than if I had to call Specter.

No I crumbled I gave up I actually have to call back tomorrow.

Oh God.

So, but it's all relative, right?

So are you without internet?

No, I just have to, I'm still paying for my last apartment even though the box is unplugged.

I still have the box.

They don't want the box back. What do I do with the box is unplugged I still have the box yeah

don't want the box back what do I do with the box?

I don't know they should right it feels really shady for me to sell a

a Wi-Fi box with the chords attached to it.

Don't you have to return it to like a certain,

like a box store?

Where's the box?

See how fast I started to crumble?

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