Just Hannah with Hannah Berner
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2024
⏱️ 77 minutes
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On this episode, Hannah Berner and Heather come together for hilarious takes on being gals in comedy, her new special taping and being high fashion girlies. They also go head to head about who has the best dead grandpa.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to the absolutely not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:24.9 | Absolutely not podcast y'all I'm just gonna jump right in I'm with the one and |
| 0:28.9 | only iconic Hannah Hannah we have to talk because... You're talking like I'm like, Share, just one name. |
| 0:34.0 | Just one name. |
| 0:36.0 | Hannah, just Hannah, |
| 0:37.0 | Hannah Murder, but I only call it just Hannah. |
| 0:39.0 | Hannah, I owe you an apology. |
| 0:41.0 | We have been trying to get together for no less than four years. I lived in New York, then I went on tour, then the pandemic it, then I left New York, and then you blew up, you started |
| 0:50.8 | fucking touring, and we are like two ships passing in the night and finally |
| 0:54.8 | I was able to get you in the studio after you shot your first Netflix special this |
| 0:59.8 | weekend we're gonna talk about everything but I want to publicly apologize to you because I have adored you. |
| 1:05.1 | We have been friends online for so fucking long and somehow we are now eight years later getting to sit down and chip chat. |
| 1:11.6 | I think it was like out of respect for each other that we're like, you know, she's |
| 1:14.4 | working, I don't want to bother her right now, she's in the zone, but I knew that when the time was |
| 1:19.5 | right we were going to come together and yeah I've been admiring you forever. |
| 1:23.1 | And we actually podcasted with Taylor Strecker, like six years ago. |
| 1:26.6 | We did know when it was on her radio show. |
| 1:28.6 | On her radio show. |
| 1:29.6 | That's how we met. |
| 1:30.2 | And I had to then go to my 9 to 5 and you guys went to get mamoses and I was like really jealous because I was like they were so fucking fun and like they get to just do their art |
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