Ocean Spray Stans w/ Zachariah Porter
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2024
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Heather brings another fan of wigs and characters, Zachariah Porter, to the pod. They discuss their previously lives in the hospitality industry, shoplifting and celebrity sex tapes.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:10.0 | where we do the most and the least at the same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.0 | Desacariah, I need you know, I'm not going to call you Zachary is right up the jump I |
| 0:26.4 | actually was like you go by Zachariah Zach and you're like just don't |
| 0:29.6 | fucking call me Zachary yeah and then you followed up with oh I'll call you trash I'll call you |
| 0:33.0 | trash but I love I would have loved you to call me trash. Call me trash right now. Can I tell you my |
| 0:36.9 | alter ego's Trish she's just like a she's a country gal who rips mentholz and you know she probably did a lot of shoplifting at one point. |
| 0:45.8 | So, hard of gold though. |
| 0:47.6 | I like like if you go back five years ago I was still ripping mentholz and I still was shoplifting. |
| 0:52.3 | I've grown from that I'll still have a's and I still was shop left there. |
| 0:52.8 | I've grown from that. |
| 0:53.4 | I'll still have a cigarette once in a while. |
| 0:55.2 | It's like, whatever happened to smoking? |
| 0:56.5 | Truly. |
| 0:57.5 | Whatever happened to smoking? |
| 0:58.5 | Can I tell you right now? |
| 0:59.8 | I'm sorry, I need to apologize. |
| 1:01.2 | I'm a little raspy today. We did a big celebration after my |
| 1:04.0 | square garden last night and we went to the duplex and the next thing you |
| 1:06.8 | know the fog machine was so fucking intense. It feels like I |
| 1:10.0 | smacked a poke, smacked a poke, I can't even talk smoke a pack of cigarettes I just had a stroke live on air like all of a sudden the |
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