There are elite core commandos, nameless and faceless in a hundred use-reels and dispatches.

Now you'll know, and you'll know there are as many different kinds of curries as there are names.

Colonel Mike Kirby, the pro.

Backward, the doubter. Sergeant Maldon, the bull.

Doc McGee, the dependable. You'll know them all in the green parade.

Luke Burbank, the guy who stomach is a little bit sensitive today, so he's going to stay towards the back of the firing line as it were.

Hey everybody, welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that is probably too beautiful to live.

I was just calling about the two beautiful to be heard. I can't believe you're still on the air.

Well, here we are, episode 632, and a collector's series I'm weighing in at, well here's the thing.

There were rumors that I was going to do a fast starting on Friday.

A cleanse, if you will, and you, the tens of listeners, weighed in overwhelmingly on the side of don't do it, Luke.

And so I took your advice, and instead I went for a thing that I call the smash, which is where you eat and drink as much as you can.

You smash it down into your body, and then at some point your body, because when you don't eat anything, your body thinks you're in starvation mode.

So I tried to put my body into thinking I was in John Candy mode.

Therefore, it would just burn through all the calories. This is still mostly untested.

And so I did the smash over the weekend, eating and drinking everything in sight, and I'm 187, so.

So much for my Kakamemi plans. Here's a Kakamemi plan for you, today's show.

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Susie, coming tonight on TBPL.

We actually have some good stuff for you.

And listen to Sharon in Normal Illinois has survived her triathlon.

We'll play that for you. I read that for you, I guess, is more what I should say. Also, bad news for all of you out there who are in relationships with people like me.

It turns out I'm a professional. Look it up in the book.

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