August 31, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2010

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Luke is sad that he took the bait and called the 'terrorists' (who probably aren't terrorists) terrorists. Plus, tweeting gone horribly horribly wrong and New Segment! Presenting TBTL Burfday Times!

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0:00.0	So, were you taking me?
0:02.0	Well, sister, I saw a bomb here every day.
0:06.0	There were two bombs.
0:08.0	And I said to myself,
0:10.0	let's talk to these guys about the gas bomb.
0:13.0	Well, where are they?
0:16.0	Well, see them.
0:19.0	They should be coming by.
0:22.0	Where's your rope with me, sir?
0:24.0	It was stinky.
0:27.0	But these are my recreation clothes.
0:30.0	They look expensive.
0:32.0	Thank you.
0:41.0	Hey there, everybody.
0:43.0	Welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL.
0:48.0	It is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:52.0	I thought they smelled bad.
0:54.0	On the outside.
0:56.0	I've got my expensive robes on right now.
1:01.0	Because holy shit people.
1:04.0	It is Tuesday, August 31st in the year of our Lord 2010.
1:10.0	And let me just go if I can right now to the Seattle Times Web site.
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