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So fun story. I started recording this episode at 605am and there was some type of

sound malfunction. So this is take two. I have to rerecord the entire first half of my episode.

We all know how great that works out. So I just got out of temple. I like to go once a year.

Really just for my grandma Gloria, it makes her feel good. I don't even really listen. I mean,

I try to have a take away message. You're supposed to repent. It's yum kippur for anyone who's not

a Jew. Shogh Simea, as they say. I think that's the wrong holiday, but whatever. I really went because

I had a super cute temple outfit. I don't know if you know this, but temple and funeral outfits

run a very straight parallel. Last year, did I go last year? No, I was in London.

The year before, I think I wore like a full real fab Gucci blouse and apparently like

monograms are not celebrated in a synagogue. They're frowned upon. So I've really re-doctored

the formula and I went for a chic white ankle boot and a white button down with a leather collar

tucked into a leather skirt because I want to like put out the message like yum kippur is the

day of atonement. It's the day that you're supposed to like ask for forgiveness and say sorry and

think about what you did. So my outfit kind of screams like I'm kind of sorry, but only because

you feel that way. You know, it's like sorry not sorry because you know, I took a look in word

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