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It has been a very long time since I've done this.

I'm feeling nervous. I'm feeling famished. I also slept two and a half hours last night, so

this is going to be really interesting. It is currently 6.43 am in the morning.

I still have undigested food from three different countries in my system.

I probably need a colonoscopy. I don't even know where to begin this podcast, because so much has happened.

I pre-recorded all my episodes while I was on my trip.

So we have a lot of catching up to do. I don't even know where to begin. I don't know what country I'm in.

I don't know what time it is. I don't know what day it is. I don't know who I am.

10 in the mother fucking win, Nell for the win.

I got to stop quoting Nell. Nobody gets it. I just made my husband watch Nell

last night and he was moved. 10 in the win, my night chickpey.

So I've been gone for over a month. Me and Andrew were traveling. We were with our friends. We went

to a wedding. We went to 85 different places. I've been on more trains, planes, automobiles,

and toilets that I would ever care to admit. It was amazing. Once again, this was not a once-in-a-lifetime

trip, but it might be because that was a little too long for baby. Here's the thing. I'm great for like

a two and a half three week trip. After four weeks, it just feels excessive. I mean, I had noodles coming

out of every hole of my body. You can only do the thing so many times before you just want to get

the fuck home. Our last place that we went to was Greece. You know what? I'm just going to say it

because I'm jet lagged and I will blame anything I say that's inappropriate on jet lag because

I've never pulled that card before, but I'm going to just give it a go and see how it lands.

We ended our trip in Santorini. I thought I was going to have a mama mia

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