A Betrayal of Crust

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2016

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Sam brings the case against his wife, Valerie. They gave Sam’s mother a Pie-of-the-Month subscription for her birthday last year, but were secretly baking the pies themselves. Sam’s mom still doesn’t know they are the bakers behind her beloved pies. Valerie wants to tell her the truth, but Sam thinks they should keep it a secret. Who's right? Who's wrong? Thank you to Craig Price for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:05.0	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.
0:06.6	This week, betrayal of crust.
0:09.3	Sam brings the case against his wife Valerie.
0:11.5	They gave Sam's mother a pie of the month subscription for her birthday last year, but
0:17.0	were secretly baking the pies themselves.
0:21.0	Sam's mom still doesn't know they are the bakers behind her beloved pies.
0:26.6	He wants to come clean.
0:28.5	Sam thinks they should keep it a secret.
0:31.3	Who's right?
0:32.3	Who's wrong?
0:33.3	Only one man can decide.
0:34.9	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents the obscure cultural
0:39.8	reference.
0:41.8	And the judge, well, he just would not listen, but then listening ain't what he's paid for.
0:48.6	Because he's paid for just getting his butt sore forever and ever more.
0:54.2	Baylif Jesse Thorn swear the man.
0:56.9	Please rise, raise your right hands.
0:59.0	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you
1:03.0	God or whatever?
1:04.5	Yes.
1:05.5	Yes.
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