Are Christmas Carolers Okay?

Good Children

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Today we join Nora and Luther Krank as they prepare for the surprise homecoming of their grown-ass daughter Blair, who ruins their beautiful Virgin Voyages getaway. Then, we discuss, in deep psychological measures, what it takes to be a Christmas Caroler. We round out the episode by processing all twelve days of Christmas.

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0:00.0	It is the holiday season.
0:02.0	It's the holiday season and sometimes we get pretty busy.
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0:36.0	Okay, so I was just thinking.
0:37.9	What, Luther?
0:38.8	This year's going to be a little bit different.
0:40.8	Why, what do you mean?
0:42.1	What if we skipped Christmas?
0:45.4	Skipping Christmas.
0:46.6	Skipping Christmas.
0:47.5	We're going on a cruise.
0:48.6	Cruising?
0:49.6	Well, I mean, that could be a part of it.
0:51.8	We had this conversation in the 80s, Luther.
0:53.9	I don't feel comfortable with you exploring the other side of your sexuality outside of our marriage.
0:58.4	Honey, honey, that has nothing to do with what I'm saying right now.
1:02.0	I'm saying we get on a cruise.
1:04.0	We go to the Caribbean islands.
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