The Perks of Touching Grass

Good Children

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2024

⏱️ 80 minutes

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0:00.0	Yeah, people are actually like so insanely nice here. It kind of freaks me out about New York.
0:07.0	It's to a point where I experienced shock, right? Like we were in that coffee shop and that man was trying to strike up a conversation both times. Both times in a coffee shop.
0:18.0	Both times.
0:19.0	And I wasn't, I wasn't almost't almost able to You were in shock this morning
0:21.7	I wasn't you entered
0:22.8	Anaphylactic
0:23.6	I entered shock in a way that like
0:25.7	wasn't funny
0:26.5	It was like the only time
0:28.1	You've really seen me shut down
0:29.5	I've never seen you like that
0:30.8	We walked into the coffee shop
0:32.4	You almost walked you turned around
0:34.3	And said should you leave
0:35.3	As the man said hello to us.
0:38.1	I don't expect because, well, that was a different situation.
0:41.0	I thought I was getting to a counter and I got to a full restaurant.
0:44.0	So I didn't expect it to be what it was.
0:47.4	But regardless, I'm not ever expecting to walk into a coffee shop and people to strike up a conversation with me.
0:53.2	Right.
0:53.4	Ever.
0:54.2	And they do.
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