Buddy the elf, what color's your pussy?

Very red.

I'm sorry.

It's like you teed me up for that.

And it's my fault.

You know, erectile dysfunction can happen to anyone.

And it's never easy, and sometimes it's genuinely mortifying.

And thank you for speaking from personal experience, Andrew.

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And that's how we started it.

That's how I chose to begin this day.

And you were afraid of jerking off before you went to the church and you had to say what colors your pussy?

What if we started our original Christmas music like today?

Because I think jerking off on Christmas Day is an amazing song.

It's, I mean, like, I think it would be played around the world.

And it's like, and that's what I get for jerking off on Christmas Day.

I think that's the hook.

It's like, and that's what I get for jerking off on Christmas Day.

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