They posted the next round for the tournament. When do we play the Saturday and time it Saturday?

Well, I have to reschedule who's the charge of schedule on Walter. I told that crowd a thousand times

I don't roll on Shabbos. They already posted it. Well, they could get out posted. I'll come in on roll on Saturday

Walter. I'm Schoamer Shabbos. What's that won't Saturday? Donnie is Shabbos the Jewish day of Russ. That means I don't work

I don't want to drive a car and I'm fucking riding a car. I don't handle money. I don't turn on the oven and I sure as shit

I don't fucking roll. I'm Schoamer Shabbos.

T-B-T-L

Oh, hi. Welcome everybody to a Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

If you keep on with the way you've been programmed and you should change your name, the black span.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 175.5 pounds.

Like he's never soared before. We have a great program in store for you on this Tuesday.

Hi, this is Luke's Mom Suzy coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

Are bloggers actually journalists and should they enjoy some kind of legal protection?

Even if they make Steve Jobs very angry, this whole story about Kizmoto and the iPhone they got a hold of is getting crazy.

We'll talk about that. Also, I take back any complaints I've ever

leveled on this show about my teenage daughter. I take it all back because we have taped for you today of what is without a question.

The most ridiculously, ridiculously behaved teenage girl probably of all time.

Adi, I take it all back Suzy. I am just glad you are not Alexis Nyer.

We'll get into that. And comedian Paul F. Tompkins agrees with me on this whole thing about people needing to keep a hand

on their dog when you're out in public.

Well, let's say you had a human friend and you and your human friend read a bar someplace

and a stranger walked into the bar and your human friend turned to the stranger and said,

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