People who really want to have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse.

And we've gotten entirely too many trouble-makers here.

Too many, uh, 40-year-old adolescents, felons,

power drinkers, and trustees of modern chemistry.

It's going to change.

And that sure sounds good.

But a lot of the guys who come in here, we can't handle one-on-one.

You've been two-on-one.

Don't worry about it.

All you have to do is follow three simple rules.

One, never underestimate your opponent.

Expect the unexpected.

Two, take it outside, never start anything inside the barn

unless it's absolutely necessary.

And three, be nice.

T-B-T-L!

Well, hi there, everybody.

Welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of a T-B-T-L.

It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

Here's my sweet stash.

Let's freaking party.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 179 pounds.

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