April 28, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2010

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Stephen Hawking says aliens are probably real, and we should probably avoid them, Luke wonders why Pagoda cowers in feline terror every time he walk by, and Jen discovers the most magical poop-covering-up product ever (plus it has a hilarious name).

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is James and he's up playing for a game's job.
0:02.6	Games! Oh great!
0:04.2	Uh, good.
0:05.6	Let's get you set up.
0:06.9	Actually, I prefer a ride's job if it's still open.
0:09.6	I look more like a games guy, plus I regard it the game's application.
0:13.4	So, uh, alright.
0:14.4	My name is Bobby.
0:16.4	Okay, rules.
0:18.2	No freebies.
0:19.4	No free trends for your friends.
0:21.4	No free upgrades.
0:23.4	No free food.
0:24.6	So just nothing is free here.
0:26.6	Everybody has to pay for everything.
0:28.0	And more importantly, working in games, no one ever wins a giant panda.
0:32.8	We don't have that many left.
0:34.2	Cool.
0:35.2	Can you do me a t-shirt, please?
0:36.2	Here, I have a resume.
0:37.2	I don't know if you still want to take a look at it.
0:40.2	Uh, uh, James?
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