April 20, 2009 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2009
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the show: Luke had a "Die Hard" moment over the weekend. Plus, reality on TV took some bad turns.
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| 0:00.0 | in a world where the internet is killing the radio very slowly, one show fought against |
| 0:06.1 | the tide. That is, two beautiful to live with Luke Burbank as the host. Gen-M, |
| 0:14.0 | Facebook partner, and shot the tour as Japan's number one victor. Two beautiful to live, |
| 0:20.8 | our tonight. Gen-M, I need to speak with you. It's about your shine art universal |
| 0:26.9 | Janice Chopin biopic. Wait, we can call her Janice Chopin. We got the life rights. |
| 0:31.7 | It's not Janie Jimplin anymore? Apparently neither name cleared. It looks like your character's |
| 0:36.1 | going to be called Jackie Jorm Jump. Oh, okay. So what's the goodness? I didn't say there was |
| 0:42.0 | any shine art universal that's some focused testing this week. We got a hundred? You're holding |
| 0:46.8 | that upside down. Oh no. Yes, Janice Shine Art Universal does not want to release the picture. |
| 0:52.3 | And how will that affect my Oscar chance? That firstly, unless we get independent |
| 0:56.4 | distribution. To do that, seeing them blues, wife, girl, the Jackie Jorm Jump Story |
| 1:00.8 | has got to get some buzz. The kids' choice awards? Fine, I'll set aside my feud with Raven Simone |
| 1:07.3 | for one day. She knows what she did. And you know what you did. You've tuned into a Monday night |
| 1:15.6 | edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live. Kids and fantasy. |
| 1:21.6 | I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 190 pounds. I'm not saying that right now, |
| 1:31.8 | if you put me on a scale, I would weigh 190 pounds. In fact, there's not a chance in hell, |
| 1:37.5 | but that's the case. What I'm saying is, under the legal, using the legal framework and the legal |
| 1:43.3 | argument of today and 190 pounds, at some point during the last 24-hour period, while weighing |
| 1:49.6 | myself, I weighed 190 pounds. Is that cryptic enough for you, Flash? Definitely did not follow. |
| 1:58.8 | I didn't. Do you weigh 190 or not? I didn't eat anything until like about five o'clock this afternoon. |
| 2:04.9 | So at 459, I weighed myself, and I cruised in at 190. But then I had six pieces of pizza |
| 2:14.4 | that were from left over from Pegasus on alky. Yeah. So between 459 and then by 505, I think I was |
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