Welcome to T.B.T.O. with Luke, Jan and Sean, a show that is quite possibly too beautiful to live with

pretending to close captions and graphs you'd like to even get brought to.

I like your nurses uniform, guys.

These are OR scrubs.

Oh, are they?

Well, they're totally inappropriate for the EQ.

Well, I didn't know we were going to die.

That's because you weren't invited.

Take it easy, Max.

You were the one that owed us new whiskeys.

So what's wrong with that?

I can write a hit play, why can't I have a little drink tonne one myself?

So tell me, Curly, how do you know this cross?

We went to Harvard together.

Oh, that's great. I wrote a hit play and directed it.

So I'm not sweating it either.

We gotta check it.

It's just after Nine Bells, Burbank Standard Time,

which means we've entered the third and final hour of this Monday Night Edition of TBTL.

It's the show that's, as the name would indicate,

probably too beautiful to live.

We're very excited because it's time for Awesome Not Awesome.

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