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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

April 17, 2009 – Part 3

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2009

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

A hipster grifter is on the loose in NYC, but she conned the wrong people. Plus, Luke's tutorial on when stealing is ok.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Born for this hour of cute beautiful survival, provided by David Smith, providing drunken

0:05.8

moment to detent from all across the nation, he pays as David Smith dot com.

0:14.7

So what I'm understanding here, correct me if I'm wrong, is that you're not given me

0:20.7

any money.

0:21.7

So now I'm left basically with nothing.

0:24.9

Left with zero, in which what can I do with zero?

0:28.9

What can I, I can't do anything with it, I need to, this is my life here, we're talking

0:33.2

about, we're not just talking about, you know, talking about my life, you know, it's

0:37.3

forcing me to do something, I don't want to do, to leave, to go out and just leave and

0:43.5

go home and say make a clean cut here and say no way, Karky, you're not putting up

0:49.5

with these people and I'll tell you why, I can't put up with you people because you're

0:54.0

bastard people.

0:55.0

That's what you are, you're just bastard people and I'm going home and I'm going to

0:59.5

fight my pillow, that's what I'm going to do.

1:02.8

That seems a little, a little, you know, harsh, but to each their own, I guess, we're glad

1:10.8

that each and every one of you has joined us for this second hour of this Friday night

1:16.1

edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

1:21.1

This is episode 309 in a collector series, I'm your host Luke Burbank, flanked by longtime

1:26.7

producer Jen Flash Andrews and tonight and Monday and Tuesday night, I believe we will

1:34.0

have the eminently qualified Chris Martin, filling in for Sean Dittori on the ones and

1:40.9

twos.

1:41.9

I don't even know what that means.

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