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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

April 17, 2009 – Part 2

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2009

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: No thank you Rich Gazarian. Plus, choosing the music for your funeral is hard...but if you don't do it, your mother will.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to TBTL After Hours

0:05.6

with Luke Burbank on 973 Kaira

0:14.4

How am I?

0:15.6

The same way I am the third weekend of every month, Sushin

0:18.6

Living it up for Las Vegas style on the couch of my dad's condo

0:22.2

Relax dad, it's a joke seriously though

0:25.0

When I kill you to get cable

0:26.8

I'm 6 years old, a little Zachary Cody goes a long way

0:29.8

Ladies, are you familiar with the work of Zachary Cody?

0:32.8

Sorry

0:33.8

It's about two twins that live in a hotel

0:35.8

They have a footla

0:37.8

I'm stuck here with Mr. Personality

0:39.8

It's like living with paint and paint cried

0:41.8

And complained about how expensive gas is

0:48.8

It's just after 9 bells, Burbank Standard time

0:52.8

On a Friday night

0:54.8

That means we've reached the third and final hour of this broadcast week

0:59.8

Of course it also means it's time for TBTL

1:09.8

After Hours

1:18.8

I tried to do a thing where I was like breathing in but making the same sound

1:22.8

Because then you could just do that indefinitely

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