April 14, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2010

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Dan Pashman (of The Sporkful) execute the first ever, cross- country chow-ing of a KFC Double Down. Plus, Shut It Down America! Kids watching movies every moment while they're in the car. And, CallMakers: 'I've been home-schooled my entire life' edition.

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0:00.0	Donneke, stop what you're doing because I'ma thought to blow your mind.
0:05.0	Hit it.
0:08.0	Tide of your sandwich making you angry?
0:10.0	Then behold, the Tracy Jordan meat machine.
0:14.0	Stick 83 meats, whatever you want.
0:17.0	Blownies, salami, bar, whatever.
0:21.0	And to this sexy lady, she will melt them all together
0:24.0	into one delicious food ball.
0:26.0	Never again will you have to suffer through the bread part of your sandwich.
0:29.0	I give you the Tracy Jordan meat machine.
0:34.0	Me is the new bread.
0:36.0	T-B-T-L.
0:49.0	Yes, indeed.
0:51.0	It's a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.
0:55.0	The show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:59.0	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 178 pounds.
1:05.0	Release the cracker.
1:08.0	I'll tell you, it's not going to be that way for long.
1:12.0	As we have a very exciting program in store for you today.
1:15.0	A calorie heavy, but hopefully also entertainment heavy.
1:20.0	Edition of the program is episode 537 in a collector's series.
1:24.0	So I was just calling about the two beautiful to be heard.
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