April 15, 2010
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2010
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Once again, Iceland ruins EVERYTHING, Whitney Houston goes straight drunken karaoke on it at a big concert, and Jen witnesses an animal sex act that she will never recover from.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, so another rule, there will be no bringing girls back to the house. I know how you guys are |
| 0:07.8 | Actually know that I don't see any reason why they can't bring girls back here to visit if they want |
| 0:12.4 | Uh, do you want to bring some girls home to Doug? No, I don't see any reason why they can't yeah |
| 0:18.4 | Maybe I'll bring some girls home too. Just find some real authentic slits and just turn this house into a whore home |
| 0:25.1 | Is that what you'd like Doug? No, it's not but there will be no smoking drinking or drugs. No party. We don't party. I know that's for Doug |
| 0:35.3 | Struggled with um addiction |
| 0:39.6 | Okay, number eight you must not leave the house |
| 0:43.7 | Um never |
| 0:54.4 | greetings and welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of tvtl the show that's probably too beautiful to live |
| 1:07.2 | Nobody wants to bother you. We just want to present this Thursday afternoon edition of the program. It's episode five 38 in a collector's series |
| 1:16.4 | I'm your host Luke Burbank weighing in at |
| 1:19.4 | 178 pounds |
| 1:25.7 | Uh, here's what we got in store for you. Hi, this is Luke's mom Suzy coming tonight on tvtl |
| 1:32.4 | Whitney |
| 1:34.1 | Whitney |
| 1:35.3 | Whitney |
| 1:36.8 | Whitney Houston turns in a performance |
| 1:39.7 | In I believe Birmingham, England |
| 1:42.4 | The other day that is so incredibly cringe worthy |
| 1:46.7 | It makes you long for the singing of an 11-year-old Taiwanese boy on that country's version of American Idol |
| 1:56.9 | Although in fairness, that guy did do a kick-ass version of a Whitney song. We'll play you both pieces of tape coming up in just a moment |
| 2:04.8 | Larry King apparently is working on divorce numero seven. I'm a professional. Look it up in the book. Indeed |
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