April 13, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2010

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Why do some people feel totally unembarrassed to tell you they're suffering from diarrhea? Plus, the juvenile delinquent Killer Whales are coming for all of us, and is the music of The Hold Steady really 'girl repellent'?

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0:00.0	Where do babies come from?
0:02.0	Where do you think they come from?
0:04.0	Well, I think of a store.
0:06.0	He drops it down.
0:08.0	And then a hole goes in your body.
0:10.0	And there's blood everywhere coming out of your head.
0:12.0	And then you push your belly button.
0:14.0	And then your butt falls off.
0:16.0	And then you hold your butt.
0:18.0	And you have to dig.
0:20.0	And you find a little baby.
0:22.0	That's exactly right.
0:24.0	ATL!
0:38.0	Hey there, friendos.
0:40.0	Welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL.
0:44.0	It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:48.0	This is a space boat.
0:50.0	You will never find the more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
0:54.0	This is episode 536 in a collector series.
1:00.0	I'm your host.
1:02.0	Luke Burbank weighing in at 180 pounds.
1:04.0	Don't miss the sausage rest.
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