April 12, 2010
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2010
⏱️ 120 minutes
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Summary
Chris Hardwick of The Nerdist podcast stops by to chat, plus, Jen tells of the newest crazy lady she's befriended in Maryland, Sean's trivia night is a smashing success, and Vanessa hurts Luke's feelings by comparing The Hold Steady to Smashmouth (complete with 'California's got sunshine' taunts).
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| 0:00.0 | Are you now, or have you ever been, a Norse god, vampire, or time traveling cyborg? |
| 0:07.0 | I mean, this is what? First grade? I think maybe I would have told you. |
| 0:10.0 | Vampire wouldn't tell. Cyborg wouldn't know. |
| 0:14.0 | Shut up. |
| 0:16.0 | Okay, if it's not any of those, I guess we're looking at your basic spirit guide transformation magic. |
| 0:24.0 | That's kind of a biggie, actually. |
| 0:26.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:39.0 | Yes, indeedy. |
| 0:41.0 | Doddly do. |
| 0:43.0 | Hey there, everybody. Welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L. |
| 0:48.0 | It's the show that's probably too beautiful to live. |
| 0:51.0 | Don't miss the sausage fest. |
| 0:53.0 | I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 178 pounds. |
| 0:59.0 | I'm a professional. Look it up in the book. |
| 1:01.0 | Indeed. This is episode, oh my goodness, I didn't even print out my show sheet. |
| 1:07.0 | I was so excited to get rolling here on this Monday that I did not print out my little rundown of the program, |
| 1:16.0 | which has important information on it, such as what show we're on. |
| 1:21.0 | I believe it's episode 535 in a collector series. |
| 1:26.0 | We've got lots in store for you here on this Monday. |
| 1:30.0 | Our big top story, Conan O'Brien, has announced where he will land, come November, |
| 1:36.0 | when he is contractually allowed to do another TV show. |
| 1:40.0 | We'll tell you about that in just a moment. |
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