April 9, 2010

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2010

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Luke falls in love with his possibly racist Chicago hotel, plus Carl Kassell steps into the bathroom with Luke and shares his secret hopes and dreams.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Meanwhile, Tobias had arranged an audition for a local commercial.
0:03.8	First of all, I love it.
0:06.0	Quick question though, am I pennant about the fire? Am I being brave for everyone else?
0:12.0	The fire. It's a fire sale.
0:16.0	Okay, I didn't, well, let's give it a shot.
0:20.0	Oh my god! We're having a fire sale! Oh, the birdie!
0:26.0	Ah! Amazing, great!
0:31.0	This isn't a fever! Can't even see where the dove is!
0:35.0	And scene.
0:37.0	Would you like to try that a little simpler, maybe?
0:42.0	No.
0:43.0	T-B-T-L!
0:46.0	Welcome everybody to a Friday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.
0:58.0	The show that's probably too beautiful to live.
1:01.0	I'm your host, Luke Burbank.
1:03.0	I'm laughing because I'm looking out the window
1:06.0	and from the hotel here at the Chicago Club.
1:09.0	And there's one of those tour groups that are on Segways.
1:15.0	And I'll tell you what.
1:17.0	There is just nothing cool about the Segway.
1:21.0	Absolutely nothing cool.
1:23.0	It's just like 10 Joe Bluths.
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