That Wasn’t Even A Turn On w/ Carrie Keagan

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2017

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

TV personality Carrie Keagan joins Kurt & a horny Sherrod in studio this week and gets into why she was the first person fired from the new 'Celebrity Apprentice', everyone's pubic hair preference, & how Sherrod helped an ethnically ambiguous elderly woman moments before the show began! Race Wars now has bonus episodes EVERY WEEK available exclusively on our Patreon page! Become a patron now for as little as $3 a month on www.patreon.com/racewars for access to the second half of this show and Kurt's bonus episodes that he recorded abroad in China! Kurt could be coming to your town with Barry Crimmins on the You're Making It Worse Tour in the following cities Jan 11 Nashville - Zanies Jan 12 Athens - Caledonia Jan 13 Savannah - Wormhole Jan 14 Atlanta - Relapse Jan 20/21 Miami - Comedy Inn Jan 22 - Tampa - Crowbar Jan 25 - Cleveland - Hilarities Jan 26 - Pittsburgh - Club Cafe Jan 28 - Wash - Big Hunt Feb 1 Mohegan Sun - Comix Feb 2 Montreal - Comedy Works Feb 3 Albany - Comedy Works Feb 4 Boston - Rockwell

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0:00.0	This is a stand-up labs production, powered by digital media.
0:07.2	It's what we do, baby.
0:09.8	This is Race Wars.
0:12.8	I have the power.
0:15.1	Yeah.
0:16.2	How's the bill?
0:17.2	With Kurt Metzker.
0:18.0	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:19.4	And Charade Small.
0:20.6	Saddle down, bitch,
0:22.2	Race Wars.
0:24.7	Yeah, bitches.
0:26.2	We're back.
0:27.4	Happy New Year.
0:28.8	Happy New New to all of you here.
0:31.2	What are your resolutions?
0:32.6	My first resolution, Kurt, the next one question, by the way, is to just be more
0:37.1	me, you know?
0:38.3	Oh.
0:39.0	Give more me up to the people.
0:40.6	They need to know who I am and need to share that.
0:43.7	Mine is to forgive the Jews for Christ finally.
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