Funerals

The Luxury Podcast

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Society & Culture, Posh, Etiquette, Keeping Up Appearances, Self-improvement, Comedy, Luxury, Education

4.9 • 867 Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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In this week's episode, William and Jonathan consider the biggest question of them all: how to have a luxury death. The two plan their funerals in great detail, with Mary Poppins, Macho Macho Man and Blame It On The Bossa Nova all making an appearance. Plus, there's great excitement when inspiration strikes for Luxury Live.

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0:00.0	Play Final One Standing by William Hill. It's free to play with a new league kicking off every Premier League match week. Enter and make your first pick your first pick a new team before each following round. You can only pick each team once and if you're the final one standing then the jackpot is yours. Final one standing by William Hill, football's ultimate elimination game. 18 plus wins EPL season, one active league at a time on less prize 100,000 pounds or more,
0:22.8	minimum prize 1,000 pounds.
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0:25.4	Price split and four losing the same amount.
0:26.7	Pay within 48 hours online, full teas and seas at Williamhill.com.
0:29.4	Play responsibly.
0:31.2	The Grand Sumo tournament comes to the Royal Albert Hall.
0:35.8	Over 40 elite sumo wrestlers from Japan
0:38.9	will battle for the coveted title of Grand Champion over five days.
0:44.4	Witness the battle of power and endurance between these great athletes.
0:49.6	From the 15th to the 19th of October.
0:52.7	For tickets and more information, head to royal alberthall.com.
1:00.5	Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast.
1:13.0	My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith.
1:14.7	With me is William Hansen.
1:16.7	This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life.
1:20.9	Hello, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make...
1:24.6	All right, we know you're here, right?
1:27.1	Goodness sake. That was bad, sorry know you're here, right? Goodness sake.
1:28.7	That was bad, sorry.
1:29.7	Look at me, look at me, everyone.
1:32.2	I'm not clinking my stupid water bottle.
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