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Let's get to the show. And then it was like it was a nice, it was like a city but not insane like there's not a lot of traffic but you still have like a target or two.

We have two targets.

That's my rock bottom minimum. I have to have two targets. That's my rock bottom minimum. I have to have two targets. Yeah. Honey? And living in LA we have like a hundred and it's so nice because you're like do I want to pay for parking? Do not want to pay for parking do I need to go to the whole foods afterwards do I need to go to

for a few I want a lot of women to come up to me in the bathing suit section and be like don't wear a tankini you're too young which is a real thing that happened to be a torment.

An employee you are a customer.

A customer.

She was like I was like looking in a tankini because it was cute and I do what I want with my goddamn body and she was like oh honey no you're young you gotta wear

But kien I was like this woman this woman. Why does she want you to know? I don't know what to do. This woman. Why does she want you to get like a bikini?

Yeah, I think it was maybe like some regrets about like not showing off her body enough when she was young.

Yeah, yeah.

And like, sure, I have a bang in torso,

but like, it was, it was wild.

You get to do what you want to do with your body.

Thank you.

You guys want water? I'm great with tea.

I also have a water bottle.

The way you gasp, I was like, oh no, we can't record everything's garbage forever.

I like that you're a woman of strong opinions Alexis.

Yeah, oh my god that was that was, but I'm glad it was just water.

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