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Berner Phone

Alyssa Limperis: Loud & Aggressive Ladies

Berner Phone

Des Bishop

Comedy, Stand-up

4.55.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Her viral mom videos have blown up the internet but Alyssa Limperis is now chasing a dream to become a serious actor. The comedian opens up about her former track career, dealing with depression, growing up greek orthodox, anorexia, and dating after losing her dad.


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0:00.0

Oh

0:13.7

I have a good one for you guys today we are in the flaming hot Cheeto hell today look you tested these levels

0:22.2

You said just it sound okay when you spoke at a much different

0:24.8

Now we're like okay, this is so good this I'm good again

0:35.8

Now we're gonna whisper for the rest of it. No, no, no, no, no, it's good. We need to be long and loud and strong

0:40.8

It's okay. Yes, okay. It's great. Okay. Good. Yeah. I'm all about taking up as much space as possible

0:45.4

It's why man's right. That's right. I always man's right you can do whatever you feel comfortable with

0:49.5

I don't want to make you feel like you have to sit a certain way

0:52.5

Thank you, but if you want a thigh gap, these is ways to man's bread

0:56.8

I'm with Alyssa Limparish. She's also my audio producer as you can tell

1:01.4

She's an actress writer and comedian in Los Angeles

1:05.4

You see we rarely have you Los Angeles aliens come all the way to the city

1:10.6

I know well, it's kind of nice because we I feel like a New Yorker and we met when I was in New York

1:14.6

Also you're an East Coast gal right from and from Seekon, Massachusetts

1:19.1

Listen, I met two years ago because she I mean to one I don't know she makes viral videos on Twitter

1:26.7

her kind of most commonly known one is when she plays her mom in different scenarios. That's right

1:33.0

It is so fucking funny

1:35.0

I think the boss in accent is great and I relate to it as a New Yorker

1:38.2

Yeah, it's the same kind of thing. That's the thing. It's very similar. Yeah, it has very long islands

1:43.0

Energy as well. How does your mom feel about you? Well, you know

1:47.4

My mom like films them with me. Yeah, so she kind of loves it. It's like a real fun bonding thing that we like to do

1:53.6

She's such a good sport because I'm like that. It's she's a really good sport besides your videographer

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