Ben Joseph / Sean Keane

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2014

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

What's happenin,' Babies!? Our guest this week is a fantastic comedy writer for College Humor and television, Ben Joseph! He talks about the super manly sport of sailboating and the best and worst Disney movies. Then: poetry expert Davis Osbourne teaches us about the stanzas (and lyrics) of some of his favorite modern "poets." PLUS! Is small talk good or bad for society!? And: LOBOTOMIES! Could Emily and Lisa use a little lobe trimming? Probably! Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Ben Joseph Sean Keane

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space
0:03.2	than one of God's wet farts blew all the planets in place
0:06.2	there were no signs of life
0:07.8	on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses.
0:15.0	We know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses.
0:19.0	We know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses.
0:22.0	We know everything. Baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something you don't know
0:26.7	hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa thank you so much
0:31.7	for joining us today. What's happening? How are you?
0:36.0	What's up? How are you, Lisa? You wrote a horse today? I did. Congratulations. His name was Tristan.
0:46.0	Usually I ride Tegan, but this time I wrote Tristan. I like how all of the horses sound like names that only people who are rich enough to own horses would have.
0:53.0	Yeah.
0:55.0	People here at the stable are so rich.
0:58.0	Is that like a thing that you're excited about like living in LA,
1:01.0	you get to do that now and you weren't able to do that before?
1:03.4	Yeah, I mean it's so easy. I just I drive 10 minutes and I'm there and I get to ride.
1:08.2	That wasn't really possible in New York. Yeah, you could like go see the sad ones at Central Park that...
1:14.4	Yeah, you could ride in Prospect Park, but the horses were kind of whack.
1:18.0	Like they were real Brooklyn horses.
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