David Rees / Dan Black

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2013

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Today on BG: The show is going on a two-week hiatus while Emily dances in the LA sunlight, and Lisa doesn't know how to handle it. Author and cartoonist David Rees goes on a journey with creating mashups, and explains the value of a well-sharpened pencil. And Wall Street expert Wally Wydawsky (Dan Black) regales the gang with tales of the broker's high life. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt David Rees Dan Black

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space
0:03.2	than one of God's wet farts blew all the planets in place
0:06.2	there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but planet Earth was blessed
0:10.6	with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know.
0:26.0	Hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm Lisa this is our last
0:31.0	pre hiatus recording who knows how long the hiatus is going to be? This is the big
0:36.3	mystery of our time. If this is your first episode, what the fuck are you doing?
0:41.5	Where the fuck have you been when we needed you?
0:45.0	We only want people whose hearts are going to be broken to be listening to this episode.
0:50.0	So yeah, good news, bad news, the bad news is this is our last episode before hiatus the good news is I don't have skin cancer
0:57.5	Oh Yeah, you got it tested yeah
1:01.1	Did they biopsy that mold they took out of your belly button?
1:04.0	They've biopsy that small dingleberry that I got removed from my belly button.
1:08.0	So gross.
1:09.0	It is benign.
1:10.0	Hooray.
1:11.0	Yeah.
1:12.0	But you know, it's still a menace. It's still out there. I'm adjusting to life with a normal belly button.
1:18.0	How is it? I feel beautiful. What have you been doing with it? I'm just kind of sticking my finger in there. I told you not to do that. I know. I know
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