Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bail of Jesse Thorn. This week, a

two-dication. Luke files suit against Stephanie. Stephanie refuses to say,

bless you when someone sneezes. Luke thinks it's a pleasant practice in which

she should engage. She says, it's annoying. Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one can

decide. Please rise. As Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and joins me.

Bail of Jesse Thorn in presenting an obscure cultural reference. Judge

Hodgman, that's a very nice hat you're wearing and I don't mean that in an

heady-haskle typeway. Thanks.

Shut your pie hole. Oh, Bail of Jesse swear them in. Luke and Stephanie please

rise and raise your right hands. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth,

and nothing but the truth so help you God or whatever? I do. I do. Do you swear to abide by

Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that while he is both myth and legend,

he is not man but merely an incorpural form of pure justice. I do. I do. Judge Hodgman,

you may proceed. Luke and Stephanie, you may be seated for an immediate summary judgment in one

of yours favors can either of you name the piece of culture that Jesse mostly paraphrased and

I helped out with as I entered the courtroom. Luke, you bring the case. Why don't we start with you?

Judge, I am going to guess an episode of Happy Days. An episode of Happy Days. A television

show, any particular episode? The heady-haskle reference made me think a television, so just any old

episode of Happy Days. That was a leave it to be for a thing but that's cool. Happy days. We'll put

it in there. I wonder whether we'll leave it to be for existed in the Happy Days of Earth.

They could have watched that. I think the timing could have worked. They could have made it

at any asical reference. Interesting guess. What about you, Stephanie? Do you have a guess for

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