Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Baylif Jesse Thorne. We're in chambers

this week clearing the docket. And with me is the oldest living president, Judge John

Hodgman. What a burden. What a burden of history it is. It is. You got to show up to all the

funerals for, you know, when Jacques Chiroch dies or whatever. You know what? I think being

an ex-president would be pretty amazing. That would be great. All you have to do is go to funerals,

right? And maybe you can do some good in this world? I don't know. I'll be an ex-president

any day. You know what? Everybody, John Hodgman for ex-president 2020. I'm in. I don't know.

I feel like if I was an ex-president, I'd just do it Nixon style. I just lock myself in a room in

the desert until my reputation improved. I do that too. I do it all. I do it all. That's why I'm

running for ex-president. You heard it here first, everybody. John Hodgman 2020. You know what I am

doing just before we speak about this docket? What's that? I'm getting very excited because we're

closing in on the publication date of Medallion status, my new book of funny stories, hard truths,

and secret rooms. And I hope people will consider checking it out in any format they like. Did you

know that you can go to bit.ly slash medallion status and order it from an indie seller, a local

bookshop in your world? You can. Go to indie bound. When you click on bit.ly slash medallion status,

pick the indie bound option or you can just call our friends at books or magic, order one there,

and I'll sign one for you eventually and I'll send it to you, but it'll take a little while

because I have to get over there. It takes a time to take a subway train. Jesse Thorne, I just had to,

you know, hashtag always be plug-in. You got your plugs in, you know what I mean?

ABP, that's the most famous hashtag of all time. Hashtag always be plug-in. Hashtag, let's get to the docket.

Here's something from Rachel. She says, my fiance Andrew does not make the bed. I always make the bed

when I get up after him, which is about three or four times a week. If I'm up before him, I come home

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