Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bail of Jesse Thorn. We're in chambers this week

clearing the docket and with me as always is the one true king of judging

Judge John Hodgman. Please Jesse not a king a constitutional monarch at best. I'm sorry who voted for

you friend? Only the people of Naboo has an electoral monarchy. Jesse Thorn I'm back and

Brooklyn New York and I'm just sitting here putting gold putty on a Lego Hulk. Get ready to

send these galleys of medallion status. My new book out to two famous corkies of Instagram

chompers and linus. I'm here to take care of some justice biz. My business is sending books to dogs

and business is good. It really is because they can't say no. They can't say no. They would love

to sniff the books. Yeah sure. I mean they probably have some means of expressing disapproval.

It's a family podcast. I shouldn't say what it is. Dississian Coco want copies of medallion status.

No they're more into like Sarah Val. Oh oh Bail of my bill if you know how to wound a constitutional

monarch. That was unfair. Let's now make things fair. Do we have some justice to dispense or what?

Here's something from Ryan they ask when moving to a new neighborhood whose responsibility is it

to introduce themselves first the new neighbor or the established neighbors. Additionally what's

the time frame in which the introduction should happen? It's interesting a couple of years ago

in the summertime in Maine a gentleman came to our door with two small children and his wife.

They had moved into the neighborhood. I don't remember the names of the children but I certainly

remember the gentleman's name is Mike and his wife's name is Dolphin and they were wonderful.

Sorry Dolphin I bet you're cool. They're totally cool. I think Mike was weirdly into marine biology

and Dolphin was just named Dolphin. So Mike and Dolphin came by to introduce themselves because

they had moved into the neighborhood and this was impressive for two reasons. One it was

extremely neighborly especially for New England and specifically for Maine. A region of the

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