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The Bert Show

Our Haunted Halloween Movie Meme Review Game Didn’t Go Very Well!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Can you recognize these scary movies based on their meme reviews! We bet you can do better than The Bert Show!

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1:02.6

The Bert Show

1:03.7

We're slightly concerned for all of us because I misunderstood the assignment by misreading

1:09.2

the words that are on my calendar. This is usually what everybody else on the show does. You're usually pretty good about this. Well, I'm cleaning up my schedule, my calendar for the week, right? Making sure I got like when I'm working out, who I'm having lunch with, taking Jimmy to a pumpkin patch on Wednesday. And I'm like, oh, we have our birth show hang Thursday night. So we're going to have a birth show bonding, just the crew on air. We're all going to go out. And I'm like, like, a wake. No, I'm not saying like bonding for what to say goodbye. But I'm looking at the calendar and I'm like, why did Amy book us at a fight club? Like why, like, what do we do we need to get to get some are we fighting i'm so because like i

1:46.4

the location got added i didn't know where we were going because you wanted an activity right

1:50.8

like you didn't want us just to go out to dinner like you wanted us to do something i don't want to

1:54.3

sit around a table and drink and eat and talk now let's do something fun. So we're doing fight club.

2:17.9

But then I looked and I'm like, oh, there's an L in there. We're going to Flight Club. This is the first I've heard of it also. What is Flight Club? It's where we throw darts. Oh, okay. Yeah. There's other games and stuff like that there too. But I got so,

2:18.5

because I was like,

2:20.5

I was making sure I had the right time so I needed to put the time on my schedule. And then I looked at the calendar invite and I really thought I said fight club. I'm like, this is a bad idea. My damn ass was like, dang, he really likes traveling.

2:32.2

I thought we'd go into

2:32.7

the Delta Sky Lounge

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