Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn. This week we're in chambers clearing the docket.

How are you, Judge Hodgman? I don't know if I can match your high energy, Baylif Jesse.

What's wrong? Are you feeling flimmy? Well, all likematic perhaps?

100% always, as those of you who listen to the non-coff button version of the show know.

I'm constantly hitting mute so I can cough up flim, just a little behind the scenes, humanizing detail of the Judge John Hodgman podcast.

And for some reason we actually have a separate feed where all the coughs are maintained in the cut.

A very small group of...

Very small group of mucus enthusiasts, really like that's the ultimate freemium offering.

Well, do you know it's like those people who go on the internet to find YouTube's of people whispering to them so that they can make their scalp tingle.

Are you familiar with that?

No.

This is a thing.

Oh yeah, whispering, yeah, and they're folding towels.

Well, wait a minute.

I think it's related to misophonia, which is the reaction of irritation to certain noises, often repetitive chewing noises.

That's why I hate the sound of people chewing food.

But there is another reaction that people claim they have to certain kind of hissing palms rubbing together noises that give them a pleasurable tingling sensation.

And then there are websites and YouTube channels that are devoted to people just going like this all the time.

And people listen to it and they just get a tingling sensation in their scalp.

And if you're feeling that now and if you judge John Hodgman listeners, then you know you have this interesting disorder.

Also, Judge Hodgman, I'm getting a tingling sensation, but it's not in my scalp.

Well, let me counteract that this way.

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