A Little Bit of TLC

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Subscribe to Patreon ⁠⁠for a brand new bonus episode every Friday and access to our community chat! The boys try to stay on theme this week by talking about TLC original series, but start with Lifetime original Dance Moms and then just decide to start telling random stories, INCLUDING: Joe almost getting stabbed (again) in 7th grade, Andrew's personal trainer quitting on him (again) in 10th grade, the (not-so) secret romance between Elvis-loving nuns, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	While Scrub is a guy thinks he's live that is also known as a buster, always talking about what he wants.
0:07.2	It sits on his broke ass, so no, I don't want your number, no, I don't want to give you mine no I don't want to
0:16.2	Basteel I'm sure remember that the Bastille yeah whenever a man covers a song written by a woman, it's like what did you think you contributed because I didn't gain anything from the experience?
0:28.0	I didn't gain anything, but when a woman... Calumood? Is that that bitch's name?
0:33.2	Callum-S got, Callum Hood's from five seconds of summer I want to say.
0:37.1	Fuck you.
0:38.1	Joe, I, the thing is about Callum Scott's version and like it makes me tear up.
0:43.0	Well, the original version of dancing on my own.
0:45.0	Somebody's shit you got a new thing.
0:48.0	The original version of, is that dancing on my own?
0:50.0	Yeah.
0:51.0	Is heart-wrenching.
0:52.0	We shouldn't need a man to slow it down and make it acoustic to feel the emotion in it.
0:56.5	But like he inspired other men like me to try out for American Idol. And look at the terrorism that he is committing.
1:03.0	Yeah, he created some terrorism for sure with that one because I didn't have to show up to that
1:09.6	that audition.
1:10.6	Joe I sang that. I sang that and I was like...
1:14.0	In like a Vine Vine shirt?
1:15.0	Yeah, and no well, no, I actually went crazy with that one, I was a snap back,
1:19.0	backwards.
1:20.0	You were like, I'm a bro?
1:21.0	Yeah, I was like I'm a bro and then I'm like I'll keep dancing on my own. Yeah and then I and you've been
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